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The slug asks the snail: “have you seen Michelle?”

What do you call a gnome with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a gnome without a spade in his head? Douglas

“You know what actually makes me smile?” Asked the gnome to his wife…
“My facial muscles.”
Cheeky Gnome!

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

“What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”

“I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him go faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.”

Why did it take so long for the pirate gnome to learn the Alphabet? He got stuck at C.

How do crazy gnomes walk through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

“As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden… The plot thickens!”

What do you call a gnome with a rubber toe? Roberto.