What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What do you call a duck that steals?
A Robber Duck.
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window? To see the butter fly!
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
What is the difference between a teacher and a steam train? One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo, choo, choo!”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle? “You think you’re always right!”
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?” The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
